Despite the lack of televised coverage of Donald Trump in court, the trial of the century — or do I mean of the month, week, day, minute, or second? — has caught our attention. And yes, a crucial witness is indeed likely to be a porn star. But no matter, the real news is that, for the first time in memory, the former president has actually had to shut up. The man who can’t stop talking and hasn’t done so for years is now forbidden to say a word (unless he agrees to testify at the trial, in which case he could easily sink himself, word by word by word). All anyone could hear from him in court in these weeks was possibly (as TomDispatch regular Robert Lipsyte points out today) The Donald farting or, given that he’s dozed off more than once, perhaps snoring. (I’m not there, of course, so I can’t know or confirm anything.)
But isn’t it strange to have the old man who couldn’t stop yakking transformed into an overgrown child being disciplined? It’s hard to imagine that such a figure might once again, within the year, be — yes! — president of the United States and leave so many of the rest of us functionally all too silent and on trial in a courtroom presided over by Judge Trump and crew. Because, were he to return to the White House in 2025, for so many of us, not to speak of the planet itself where all he wants to do (other than talk at the top of his voice) is “drill, baby, drill,” he could prove to be the trial of the century. As he put it recently on the campaign trail, “When they start playing with your elections and trying to arrest their political opponent — I can do that, too! If I win — which I hope I do because we’re not going to have a country — but if I win, I could then say, I don’t know: ‘This guy, this Democrat is doing great. I don’t like the poll numbers. Attorney General come down, arrest that guy, will you, please? Give him a subpoena! Indict him! That’s the end of him.'”
With that in mind, let Lipsyte, a former sports correspondent and columnist for the New York Times and author of SportsWorld: An American Dreamland, consider what strange parallels exist between O.J. Simpson (who died just weeks ago) and Donald J. Trump — both of whom he knew as a reporter years ago. Tom
Donald Trump and O.J. Simpson
Testing the Limits of Justice
It was the jokes about Trump’s rumored flatulence in the courtroom that pushed me toward despair. And don't think it was disgust with the subject matter either. After all, I’ve lived with teenagers and I wasn’t all that surprised by yet another Trump-inspired trivialization of a critical civic institution. What appalled me was the possibility that -- let's be clear here -- such stories would somehow humanize the monster, that his alleged farting and possible use of adult diapers would win him sympathy. I even wondered whether such rumors could be part of a scheme to win him votes.
So, yes, Trump can make you that crazy.
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